It would’ve been amazing. You’re good at numbers, you’re good with people, you like to wear shorts in the summertime. That’s a huge perk. You also get to drive in that vehicle that should be illegal in the United States, where the steering wheel is on the other side. They have no rules! They are the punk rock of government jobs.
Jimmy Fallon interviewing himself in Men’s Health on why he should have been a postal worker (Mar 2014 issue)